Ten on Tuesday

Ten Stupid Things You Did As a Kid
1. Put Silly Putty on my hair—right next to the part—to make a print of it. How fast can you say "Time for a pixie!"?
2. Snapped all the little bottles out of Lauren's brand-new Penny Brite Beauty Salon before she even got a chance to play with it.
3. Wore my socks rolled down like donuts around my ankles every day.
4. Pretended I didn't know how to spell so my first-grade teacher wouldn't praise me in front of all the other kids. (Well, maybe that wasn't so stupid after all.)
5. Told Lisa and Lauren that I'd get back at them when I got big and they got little.
6. Made fun of a girl at camp just because everyone else was doing it.
7. Spilled a bucket of water all over the floor and tried to wipe it up with every single tissue in the house instead of just getting a towel.
8. Tried to re-light and smoke the stubbed-out cigarette butts in Leslie's mother's ashtray. Blech.
9. Drew circles around all my mosquito bites with a pen because someone told me that would make them stop itching.
10. Insisted on having the crusts cut off my jellyless peanut-butter sandwiches—but even then refused to eat the outer rim of remaining bread. Also had to have the bread folded over instead of cut.

Comments

[Lora]

Cute!

I wanted to let you know that I've tagged you for the "If I were..." meme.