iPod Resume-Wreckers

Wendy sent me this meme (which she saw here):

Your instructions are as follows:

1. Take out your iPod.
2. Press <shuffle songs>.
3. Answer the following: a) How many songs before you come to one that would absolutely disqualify you from being President? b) What is that song?

My #2 song was "The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)" by Tom Waits, which probably wouldn't disqualify me but would likely raise some eyebrows. But #4 was "Moonshiner" by Uncle Tupelo. And we all know that's illegal.

Comments

[Mark]

It took all the way up to #50, but I finally got "Tears, Tears and More Tears" by Elvis Costello & Allen Toussaint. Just ask Edmund Muskie what that'll do to a campaign.

[Elena]

#64 Timbaland, "The Way I Are"