I'll Take a Case, Please

Tired of arguing with complete morons? Simply hand one of these cards to the asshole in question and walk away:

Problem solved. ($5 for a pack of 25, which you know won't be enough.)

Comments

[Debra Hamel]

Yeah, until they follow you and heap abuse and/or beat you.

[Karen]

Well, then, I could use them in a truly passive-aggressive way, like leaving them on the windshields of poorly parked cars. ;-)

[steve]

I love those!

My 5-foot-tall mother has been known to slam her car door repeatedly into the car next to her because it was parked too close - then write "asshole" in the dirt on their back window.

I think these cards would be a much more "sophisticated" alternative.

[steve]

p.s.
Do you have a link for ordering?

[raych]

*dies laughing*

[Karen]

Sorry, I thought I had the link in there (just added it).

[Laura]

LMAO! I can think of millions of occasions where those would have come in handy. Love your idea about placing them on car windshields. My favorite is people driving those pickups as big as tanks and they can't get them even remotely into one parking space! I still don't see the link though... And you are right, 25 will be gone in a flash!

[Karen]

The link is embedded in the word "cards" above; it's http://www.orange32.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=47&zenid=2ce7403cec9fbf9f3a5bce35caf9ac5e