Gosh, I didn't intend to let this many months go by without checking in. I actually had it in the back of my mind to write a glorious post after the election, but that obviously didn't turn out. Things are going to get really, really bad around here—for children and seniors, for women, for POC and LGBTQ+ folks, for immigrants and possibly even naturalized citizens, for the planet, for international relations ... really, for just about everyone but white male billionaires. And although I just said all that, I don't want to talk about it here. I don't even watch the news anymore. My mental health is at stake! So we'll leave this here and move on. But I do want to wish everyone all the best in 2025—maybe something miraculous will happen.........
In the meantime, I hope you all had/are having a happy holiday season. Andy and I observed Christmas as decreed in the Torah, by seeing a movie and having Chinese food. We saw "Gladiator II," which I liked a lot better than the first one—mostly because Paul Mescal is just dreamy and Russell Crowe is most definitely not dreamy. I don't think Crowe has any screen presence at all, and I've also heard he's a jerk. Paul Mescal reminds me of the young Mel Gibson, before we knew that Mel Gibson was a rabid homophobe, misogynist, antisemite, racist, and whatever other hate-filled word I've left out. But wow, he was so charming in those early movies—"Mad Max," "Gallipoli," "The Year of Living Dangerously," etc. Denzel is in "Gladiator II" too, and he didn't always ring true to me, but it was fun to watch him enjoying his capes and robes and jewelry. Anyhow, if you think you'll like it, you probably will—it's got exactly what it says on the tin. Earlier in the week we watched "Carry-On" on Netflix. This one should've been way better, since the premise was very clever and Jason Bateman is fantastic no matter what he does. But it fell flat for us, and we were kind of sitting there hoping it would end already. I can't remember what else we've seen recently, but there are two that remain in my memory from the last few months. First was "Hit Man," which was just really fun and smart and entertaining. It stars Glen Powell (I didn't think I'd seen him before, but he played John Glenn in "Hidden Figures") as a mild-mannered philosophy professor who ends up becoming an undercover detective posing as a hit man in an effort to catch people who want to hire him. There was plenty of action and intrigue, but there was also some thought behind it all—because of his background, he is always exploring the nature of the self and whether a person can ever really change. The other one is called "RRR" and is a 3-hour Indian movie! Julie got to see it on the big screen at school (in the original Telugu with subtitles), but now it's available streaming in a dubbed version. And frankly I liked that because there is so much action that I feel like I definitely would have missed things if I'd had to take even a few seconds to read the dialogue. It's a total action-packed extravaganza, and like nothing we'd seen before. I'm not surprised that it won a ton of awards because it is so over-the-top exciting and fun.
Now let's see if I can remember what I've been reading... I'm just about done with Ithaca, the first book in a trilogy about Odysseus's wife Penelope—yup, I'm still on my Greek kick. The author is Claire North and she writes like a dream. The story is told from the point of view of Hera, goddess of women, and I just love the modern vibe North gives her. I can't wait to get started on the second one. Over the summer I read The Husbands by Holly Gramazio, which was a really fun, light read. It's about Lauren, a twenty-something Londoner, who comes home tipsy one evening from her best friend's bridal shower only to find some guy in her flat ... who is apparently her husband. His photo is her phone screen saver, and there's a wedding photo of them on the piano! While she's trying to sober up and figure out what's going on, he goes up to the attic to get something ... and a different husband comes down! And this keeps going on and on. Every time a new husband shows up, Lauren's life is a little different—her job, her relationship with her sister and best friend, her lifestyle (exercise, diet), even her furniture and decor. I thought it was really clever how the author pulled this one off. I also read Long Island, Colm Tóibín's sequel to Brooklyn, but was disappointed. I had really loved Brooklyn, but this one was just meh. I wanted to shake the characters and say DO SOMETHING ALREADY! Oh, and a friend lent me Prophet Song by Paul Lynch, which was positively chilling. I didn't know what it was going to be about and ended up making the mistake of reading it on vacation—and it is anything but a "beach read"! It takes place in Ireland in the present or near future, when little by little ordinary citizens start realizing that their homeland is turning into a police state. I read it well before the election, which was probably a good thing or else I might ended up just crawling under the covers and never coming out. But I do recommend it, if you can take it.
Wait, what's this about "vacation" above? Yes, Andy and I did a little beach getaway at the end of September. We rented a sweet little cottage up in Newburyport and spent our days reading at the beautiful, secluded beach on Plum Island and our evenings strolling along the newly revamped waterfront and looking for a new bar for a drink before dinner. We found some great shops and restaurants, and all in all had a lovely, relaxing week. The weather cooperated too, so what could be bad.
I've of course been cooking since I last posted here, but heck if I can remember what. But here's a WaPo recipe I made last week that we both liked a lot, and it was very quick and easy—and not incendiary by any means despite the title.
Sriracha Pork Burgers
12 16 ounces ground pork (The recipe calls for 12 ounces of ground pork, but it comes in a 16-ounce package, so I just made three 5.3-ounce burgers instead of two 6-ounce burgers. Andy ate the extra one the next night. The recipe also notes that you could use any ground meat you like.)
2 scallions, white and light green parts only, chopped
½ teaspoon fine salt
½ teaspoon ground black pepper
1½ teaspoons sriracha, divided, plus more for serving
1 tablespoon olive oil, plus more for the buns
2 brioche buns
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
For serving:
Thinly sliced iceberg lettuce Green and red leaf lettuce
Bean sprouts (These were meant to be for crunch, but they all just just kept falling out of the bun, so I will skip them next time.)
Cilantro sprigs
Thinly sliced jalapeño
Preheat the oven to 450°F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with aluminum foil, then set a wire rack on it.
In a large bowl, combine the ground pork, scallions, salt, pepper, and ½ teaspoon of the sriracha. Use your clean hands to combine and form into a ball, then divide that in half thirds to form two three patties about 1 inch thick. Use your thumb to create a deep dimple at the center of each. (That will help them keep a nice shape during cooking.)
Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat until shimmering. Add the patties and cook until well browned, about 2 minutes per side. Transfer the patties to the wire rack on the baking sheet, transfer to the oven, and roast for 15 to 20 minutes, or until the internal temperature registers 155 to 160°F on an instant-read thermometer. The centers should be barely pink. During the last 5 minutes of cooking, brush the cut sides of the buns with some oil, then add them to the rack in the oven, brushed sides up.
Meanwhile, in a small bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise and remaining 1 teaspoon sriracha until combined.
To serve, spread each toasted bottom bun half with some sriracha mayo. Add lettuce, bean sprouts, and a burger, then top with more sriracha mayo and an extra squirt of sriracha, if you'd like. Add the cilantro and jalapeño slices. Top with the remaining bun halves and dig in.