He's Not Just Cute, but Polite Too!

From People.com:

When it comes to handing out their John Hancocks, Britney Spears and Leonardo DiCaprio are among the worst practitioners in the business – or so says the California-based Autograph Collector magazine in its 13th annual survey of "who's cool and who's 'cruel'" to autograph seekers

Britney's distinction of "Worst Celebrity Signer of the Year" was earned because "no one is better at showing their fans how little they mean to them," says Autograph Collector publisher Steve Cyrkin, who adds: "As one collector told us, 'Britney has done all she can to earn her nickname, Bitchney Sneers.'"

Conversely, says Cyrkin, "Johnny Depp is our Best Celebrity Signer of the Year. He never says 'No' to autograph seekers, [and] one collector told us, 'He'll sign for everyone, and it doesn't matter how many things you ask him to sign.'" (But will he sign body parts?)

As for how celebrities rank in terms of fan generosity – or parsimony – the list breaks down as follows:

The Best
1. Johnny Depp
2. Matt Damon
3. Tom Cruise
4. Mike Myers
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Elijah Wood
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Jessica Simpson
9. Hilary Duff
10. Charlize Theron

The Worst
1. Britney Spears
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Tobey Maguire
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
6. Leonardo DiCaprio
7. Eminem
8. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston (One can only wonder how they will rate separately!)
9. Halle Berry
10. Paris Hilton