Selected Recent Entries from My Toilet's Blog

Monday March 28

I can't believe how long it's been since I last posted anything! I'm sorry. As some of you already know (hi, guys! :-)) I had a little accident last week that left me pretty uncomfortable -- and depressed! To make a long story short, my handle snapped off, with no warning. I missed work for almost a whole week. But now I have a nice, new handle! I still don't feel quite right, though, and "certain people" have been complaining about my performance. :-(

Wednesday March 30

You guys are the greatest. I can't get over how many thoughtful, supportive comments and e-mails I've gotten since coming back to work. I've never even met most of my readers, and yet you are all so good to me. {{hugs}}

Saturday April 2

Well, now I know why I wasn't feeling right -- my new flush arm was crashing into the tank lid with every flush! That meant that the chain wasn't lifting the flapper up, so ... well, you get the picture! So now I'm working "topless" (LOL), which is kind of strange but, hey, whatever works, right? Better than my colleague on the third floor, who's been turned off for several months because of an unexplained leak. Talk about feeling unnecessary.

Thursday April 7

I've had it! I'm sorry, but this is just too much. I'm just as jazzed about potty-training as the next toilet, but HELLO? She still needs help with the wiping, OK? Sorry, I just had to vent.

Friday April 8

I'm going to be turning off Comments for a while. Those of you who know why, thanks ever so much (heavy sarcasm!).

Tuesday April 12

The plumber's coming tomorrow! The plumber's coming tomorrow! Hey, we tried DIY, let's get Kurt in here, ASAP. I'll post as soon as he's done. Wish me luck!

Comments

[Mark]

I love toilet humor.

[Elisson]

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[Ames Tiedeman]

Thanks! I learned somethng here.

[Scott]

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