There's a woman in our neighborhood I can't stand. She's rude, bitchy, excluding, and phony. It's a shame, because she's bright and very involved with the school, but she's obviously more concerned with the popularity contest end of things. To top it off, I don't care for her kid, who has not always been nice to my kid. So, because I'm immature, I frequently find myself wishing hateful things upon her (oh, I don't know, like her husband has an affair with her best friend's nanny or something). But get ready, because here comes the New Me! I'm wishing very, very hard for the most wonderful thing to happen to her. I'm wishing that her husband gets the most amazing job offer! Tons of money! Flexible hours! Loads of benefits! Personal fulfilment! Oh, the only problem is, they will have to move away. Far away. But because I'm so nice now, they will have to move somewhere that is just wonderful, like Southern California! They will be so-o-o-o happy there. And I'll never have to see them again. Talk about your win-win, eh?
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April 11, 2005
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I think that's very nice of you, Karen!
Posted by: Margaret | April 11, 2005 at 05:37 PM
I LOVE the new you. Of course, they'll have to endure the horrible traffic and smog in Southern California.
Posted by: leah | April 11, 2005 at 11:31 PM
I know some people that I could wish that kind of luck on!
Posted by: lisa | April 12, 2005 at 12:01 AM