How I Know I'm Old, Part Deux

4. I recently broke down and bought a magnifying glass because I can't read the fine print on packaging anymore.
5. Whenever I encounter my mailman in the neighborhood, I can't stop myself from making a comment about the weather.
6. Every pocket of every garment I own contains a spare tissue, just in case.

Comments

[nina]

Isn't the tissue thing just a sign of being a mother? Kind of like always taking extra napkins so you'll have couple to stash everywhere.

[Karen]

I guess, but that just makes me an old mom. :-)

[Liz]

No matter how old you become, you'll always be younger than I.