I think I've found my calling. If any spammers out there need someone to create subject lines for your spam messages, I'm your gal! Here are some recent examples from my in-box:
giraffe retraction
hibernate
diabetic armored
wringer
rejoicing
a linear rattlesnake
plutocracy
consistency
skylight
playboy
sentimental
entrust reportedly
darlene hey glacier with baseband!
diagram plod
transpose interpreter
stimulating
disclosure tire
represent ware
I could do better than that! (Although "darlene hey glacier with baseband" would be pretty hard to top.)
If that falls through, I think I'd also be great as the person whose job is to hide one furry rotten strawberry in the middle of all the other perfect ones in the pint container.
I've always wanted to be the guy who comes up with the danger signs that show you in six polygons or less exactly what horrific fate awaits you if you aren't careful. Like the sign with the hand and the wedge separating the fingers from it. Or the one with the stick figure falling off a ledge. Or the one with the lightning bolt striking the guy. Or the one with corrosive liquid burning a hole in the hand.
Posted by: scott | May 05, 2006 at 05:13 PM
It would be fun to design joke versions of those, like someone's brains turning to mush because they use Windows!
Posted by: Karen | May 05, 2006 at 06:06 PM
Based on today's inbox, I submit the following:
Intervening Anemic.
Posted by: Loren | May 06, 2006 at 12:28 PM