Tell It Like It Is

Go check out Tony Bourdain's "Overrated Menu." My favorite part is the Chocolate Martini:

Both chocolate and liquor are good in bars, but ordering them together announces that you don't like or appreciate either. Anyone who requests this drink should also get a T-shirt that says "I am an asshole, please take my money."

Comments

[Elena]

I love Tony Bourdain. I think it would be a hoot to go out to dinner with him. However, I take issue w/ the truffle oil. I think that legitimate chefs use it, although I have never used it or tasted it. My favorite comments on this menu are about the Amish chicken!

[TwoBusy]

Bourdain is like an evil friend who consistently horrifies you yet entertains you like no one else.

[steve]

Truffle oil IS expensive. It was only after buying a bottle that I discovered I can't stand the taste of it!