When I checked in at The Onion today, there was a little ad for a TV show called "Unhitched" that had a built-in "Pick-Up Line Generator" widget. Here are some of the doozies that came up:
You must be a library book, because I've been checking you out.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
I'm going outside to make out—care to join me?
Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
I'm cracking up from these. What's the most outrageous pick-up line you've ever heard?
You are so 'money' and you don't even know it.
Posted by: scott | March 02, 2008 at 11:38 AM
I'm pretty sure this wasn't intended to be a pick-up line, but some guy told me my hair was "the nicest wig he'd ever seen."
???
(I guess my hair does look a little "wiggy" when it's humid.)
Posted by: Kathy | March 02, 2008 at 12:30 PM
If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?
Posted by: Susan | March 02, 2008 at 02:57 PM
I'll take you out for pizza and show you respect in the morning.
Posted by: J | March 02, 2008 at 11:35 PM
I forgot my phone number--can I have yours?
Posted by: Lisa | March 03, 2008 at 12:53 AM
Baby, I wanna buy you a car.
Posted by: pam | March 03, 2008 at 12:20 PM