Was That You I Saw at the Gym Yesterday? No.

Today I did something I should have done 7 months ago: I canceled my gym membership. Why? I haven't set foot in the place since the first week of September! At first it was because my shoulder was bothering me, and the back-to-school thing was hectic, and I took on some more work, and then, and then, and then.... I kept thinking that the guilt of seeing the $70 deducted from my VISA every month would force me to go eventually. It didn't—I had the guilt, mind you, but it just wasn't strong enough to get me off my butt.

I don't even know where my sneakers are.