Andy and the guys at his local lunch place (which, come to think of it, is now my local lunch place, too—at least once a week, anyhow) had an NCAA pool, and Andy won! He was presented with this certificate (in addition to his winnings):
It reads:
The general faculty of Scola Impedimentae Lentesco (the school of soft knocks) have conferred the degree of Doctor of Bracketology upon Andy Wise, who has completed all course work and extracurricular activities related to the science of round ball and is entitled to all benefits accruing therewith, including but not limited to one year of uninterrupted bragging rights and buying lunch for everyone in the neighborhood who has over the years suffered abuse at the hands of his father, Jerry.
And it's signed by James Naismith, of course.
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