Go Away

Things I'm Ignoring:

1. The minivan's passenger-side sliding door struggles to close and emits an awful whine. (I had the driver-side door fixed for $480 last year.)

2. Back in July, I stuck a Post-It note on my December calendar page when I was told that I could possibly wait another 5 months before fixing the rear shocks ($450) and front links and bushings ($300).

3. The dryer is making a new noise. Not such a happy noise either, I might add.

4. The entire agitator comes out of the washer when I remove the wet clothes. So? You call that a problem?

5. The fridge is still on a maybe-I-will, maybe-I-won't work schedule.

6. The door to the only first-floor bathroom doesn't close.

7. Mt. Laundry is currently rising more than 2 feet above sea level in the corner of the living room and threatening to erupt.

Comments

[Margaret]

Oh, dear, some of it sounds very pricey. I would ignore it too--lalalala.

[Sara]

You just cheered me up! Xoxo

[Susan]

For the car problems, just turn the stereo up and they'll go away. Not sure what the answer is to the laundry and fridge issues, though. And tell everyone to use the upstairs bathrooms so that you can forget about that one until 2011.