Happy New Year to everyone out there in Verbatim-Land! I am thankful (and, even after all these years, still frankly surprised) every time someone stops by here, and I especially cherish the comments, whether in the Comments section below, via email, or on Facebook/Twitter. Here's to peace and happiness in 2013!
So, what did we do over Christmas and New Year's? Not a heck of a lot. We celebrated Christmas day in traditional Jewish fashion, by feasting on Chinese food and going to the movies. There was very little playing that everyone wanted to see, or that everyone could see at roughly the same time, so Steph and Julie ended up seeing Parental Guidance, which they enjoyed, while Pete, Andy, and I saw Jack Reacher. Here's the thing: Andy has read all 17 Lee Child books about Jack Reacher, and the main characteristic of Jack Reacher is that he is not only tough and smart and all that, but he is a mountain of a man—6'5" and 250 pounds of solid muscle. He is intimidating just by his sheer presence, let alone his awesome fighting skills etc. So, naturally, the part was given to Tom Cruise. Huh? 5'7" Tom Cruise? Yup, that one. So for Andy, the whole thing was a bust right off the bat. Tom Cruise just flat out can't be Jack Reacher. However, for me and Pete, Jack Reacher is simply a tough and smart guy who has awesome fighting skills, and as much as I loathe Tom Cruise, he sure does know how to play that kind of character (cf. Mission Impossible, etc.). So we enjoyed the movie more than Andy did, although when he was able to step away from this enormous discrepancy, he did agree that it was good.
And for New Year's, Julie baked these awesomely yummy doughnut muffins—yes, that's right, muffins that taste like doughnuts! You know that King Arthur would never steer you wrong. Julie also inadvertently conducted an experiment and determined that you can triple the amount of baking powder called for in this recipe and no one will even notice.
Doughnut Muffins
4 tablespoons (½ stick) unsalted butter
¼ cup vegetable oil
½ cup granulated sugar
⅓ cup packed brown sugar
2 large eggs
1½ teaspoons baking powder (Whoops! Julie used 1½ tablespoons!)
¼ teaspoon baking soda
1 to 1¼ teaspoons ground nutmeg (This is what gives the muffins a doughnut-y flavor. We had just a scant teaspoon left, but it was fine.)
¾ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2⅔ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup milk
3 tablespoons melted butter
3 tablespoons cinnamon-sugar (I keep a tub of cinnamon-sugar in the cupboard at all times in case the cinnamon toast urge strikes. Or you can just mix 3 tablespoons sugar with 1 teaspoon cinnamon.)
Preheat the oven to 425°. Lightly grease a standard muffin tin, or line with 12 paper muffin cups, and grease the cups with nonstick vegetable oil spray.
In a medium-sized mixing bowl, cream together the butter, vegetable oil, and sugars till smooth.
Add the eggs, beating to combine.
Stir in the baking powder, baking soda, nutmeg, salt, and vanilla.
Stir the flour into the butter mixture alternately with the milk, beginning and ending with the flour and making sure everything is thoroughly combined.
Spoon the batter evenly into the prepared pan, filling the cups nearly full.
Bake the muffins until they're a pale golden brown and a cake tester inserted into the middle of one of the center muffins comes out clean, 15 to 17 minutes.
Remove them from the oven and let them cool for a couple of minutes, just until you can handle them. While they're cooling, melt the butter for the topping in the microwave.
Dip the tops of muffins into the melted butter, then roll in the cinnamon-sugar.
Serve warm. Store any leftovers (ha!) in an airtight container for a day or so at room temperature.
Having also read all of the Reacher books... Andy's reservation is the EXACT reason why my wife and I have been unable to even consider seeing the film.
stupidtomcruisegrumblegrumblegrumble
Posted by: TwoBusy | January 02, 2013 at 04:22 PM
I have it on good authority that Cruise isn't even 5'7".
Posted by: Elena | January 02, 2013 at 05:08 PM
The muffins sound suspiciously similar to Marion Cunningham's superlative Cinnamon Butter Puffs, from her outstanding The Breakfast Book. They are delicious. If these turn out to be a bit different, well, all to the good. Tom Cruise was pretty good in Rain Man, but I have no extra left over for the Scientologists. Plus men my age who marry women who are barely out of high school gross me out, too.
rantmoanexpresssociallydubiousprejudicestomcruisehashtaghahaha
Posted by: Wendy | January 02, 2013 at 11:50 PM
My husband was also appalled that Tom Cruise was playing Jack Reacher. What were they thinking?
Posted by: Sharon | January 03, 2013 at 08:29 AM
Yup, I too was unbelieving about Cruise as Reacher, although I found my "Reacher" limit in the books to be about 6 or so. I started when the first one came out and can't believe there are now 16(!) of them.
But these muffins look delish.
Posted by: Jonathan Arnold | January 04, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Happy New Year! Just writing to say hi and to let you know that I'm thankful for your continued blog presence. I haven't blogged in years but I love that when I check in to see how you and your famiy are doing, you're still reliably here and all doing well!
P.S. I just went in a Hollister around the holidays for my 14-year-old niece and found it just as dark and smelly as you describe A & F! It felt like I should be hanging out at the register with a beer rather than peering at price tags trying to aim them at a light.
Posted by: Erin | January 07, 2013 at 12:26 PM
Jon and I enjoy the Jack Reacher books too. I was going to protest the movie totally, but the men in the family won out and I acquiesced. I enjoyed it once I shut up about the physical issues.
Posted by: Kelly | January 07, 2013 at 03:21 PM
I wasn't really interested in the Jack Reacher movie (I'm not familiar with the books, but it just wasn't on my radar). It seems like people are having a good time at it, so who am I to argue? I'll have to put this on my "to see" list.
The muffins sound excellent. I am clipping this.
Posted by: James | January 08, 2013 at 07:47 PM
are muffins also cupcakes?
Posted by: Louise | January 08, 2013 at 09:14 PM